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Allison is in her talk show
Allison: I have a special guest today. Let's welcome my brother Viktor
Viktor gets out of the curtains and sits next to Five and Klaus
Allison: is everything ok?
Viktor: yeah. It's exactly how I imagined it
Allison: well that's one of us!
The audience laughs
Allison: do you want to tell us a joke?
The audience cheers
Viktor: ok. Knock knock
Allison: who's there?
Viktor: The police sir. Your wife had complications with childbirth. She's dead
The audience booes
Klaus: no no! You cannot joke about that!
Allison: yeah that's not funny Viktor. This isn't the kind of humor we use on the show
Viktor: ok I'm sorry. It's just that it's been rough days Allison. Ever since I... killed Reginald Hargreeves
The audience gasps
Allison: ok I'm waiting for the punchline
Viktor: there's no punchline. It's not a joke
The audience murmurs with disgust
Allison: you're serious? You're telling me you killed our own adoptive father?
Viktor: mmm hmm
Allison: and why should we believe you?
Viktor: I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy
The audience booes again
Allison: so let me get this straight. You think killing your own father was funny?
Viktor: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it was not. Comedy is subjective Allison. Isn't what they say? The system that knows so much decides what's right or wrong. The same way you decide what's funny or not
Allison: ok I think I might understand you did this to start a movement so you could become a symbol?
Viktor: come on Allison. Do I look like a man who could start a movement? I killed Hargreeves because he was awful. Everybody is awful these days. Enough to make anybody crazy
Allison: ok so that's it. You're crazy. That's your defense for commiting a patricide?
Viktor: No. He couldn't carry a tune to save his life
The audience booes again
Viktor: Holy shit! Why the fuck is everybody so upset about that guy?! If it was me dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over me! I pass you everyday and you say fucking racist things about me! And that guy what?! Because the Sparrow Academy cried about him on TV?!
Allison: You have a problem with the Sparrow Academy?
Viktor: yes I do! Have you seen what it's like about there Allison? Do you ever leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other! Nobody's civil anymore! Nobody thinks what ít's like to be the other guy! Do you think men like the Sparrow Academy think what it's like to be someone like me? People who identify themselves as their opposite sex? They don't. They think we'll just sit there and take it like good little boys! That we won't lash out at them and beat the shit out of them!
Allison: You finished? It's so much self pity Viktor. You're just making excuses for killing a member of your own family. Not everybody and I'll tell you this: not everybody's awful
Viktor: You're awful Allison
Allison: Me? I'm awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?
Viktor: killing Harlan for accidentally killing our biological mothers. Blaming me for the inexistence of your daughter. You just wanted to make fun of me! You're just like the rest of them!
Allison: You don't know the 1st thing about me bro. Look what happened because of what you did and what it led to. There are riots out there. 2 policemen are in critical condition...
Viktor: Hahahaha!
Allison: ...and you're laughing you're laughing. Somebody was killed today because of what you did
Viktor: I know! How about another joke Allison?
Allison: No I think we had enough of your jokes
Viktor: what do you get...
Allison: I don't think so
Viktor: ...when you cross...
Allison: I think we had enough of your jokes that's it!
Viktor: ...a mentally depressed trans man with a family that abandons him and treats him like shit?!
Allison: call the police Ray! Call the police!
Viktor: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE BITCH!!!!
Viktor shoots Allison in the head with a gun, Allison dies and the audience starts running and screaming with fear
Viktor: Hahahaha!
Viktor gets up of the couch, shoots Allison's dead body in the chest, makes an evil dance and walks in front of the camera
Viktor: good night. And always remember: that's life
The camera shows the Indian head test pattern with the song "Right Back Where We Started From" and news reporters report Allison's death
Viktor Hargreeves, ladies and gentlemen